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Hawkesbury 

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.
Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
Hawkesbury by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

Hawkeyes 

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.
"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."
Hawkeyes by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012
True brillliance and Richness.
Wow that's Hawkes!
Hawkes by Jon October 13, 2003

Iowa Hawkeyes 

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.
Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?
Iowa Hawkeyes by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010

hawkesby 

The best surname in the world, people with this last name usually have the biggest dicks and vaginas
OMG look at that bulge he must be a Hawkesby
hawkesby by Bigcandlestick March 23, 2019
Hawkyns a great friend and person. He is always there for you and cares about his friends a lot. But also he is a ladies man with 50 girls trying to get with him at once. He is all around a great guy. He is sensitive on the inside and doesn’t show all his true feelings.
If you don’t have a Hawkyns as a friend or lover you don’t know true compassion.
hawkyns by A decent guy June 23, 2020