Hawkeyes 

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.

"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."

Hawkeyes by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012

Iowa Hawkeyes 

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.

Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?

Iowa Hawkeyes by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010

Hawkeyes 

The term 'Hawkeyes' is a general term refering to a large group. For the term to be relevant, every individual on the football team associated with this group, generally a college, must be a badass. The association of this word with a high school actually has no relevance whatever.

People who go to the University of Iowa are Hawkeyes.

Hawkeyes by DonCachas July 12, 2005

Iowa Hawkeyes 

When in class, restaurant, shopping, whatever your doing and you spot out the thong stickin' out.

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we got Iowa Hawkeyes in the second row. Over."

Iowa Hawkeyes by NJP23 January 11, 2012