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Hawian punch 

Done by a male:
After having sex with a female parter, using a condom, a male should remove the used condom from his penis, stick his fingers on the outside tip and reverse roll it down his hand. Once the used, semen covered inside layer is around his hand/down his arm he will punch the female partner in the face and yell "Aloha Bitch".

*Kenny, Jon
After a night of terrible awkard sex, insted of cuddling with his partner, Kenny insisted on Hawian punching the one-night stander.
Hawian punch by jur7 January 16, 2008
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Hawian Switch 

The act of having sex with a girl doggy style and making up an excuse to leave the room, then having a friend come in to take your place while you run out of the house and wave at her through a window.
Guy 1: Dude I totally pulled an Hawian Switch on her.

Guy 2: Did she flip out?
Guy 1: Well, my friends getting out of the hospital today.
Hawian Switch by Bballer7979 October 3, 2009

hawian punch 

to fist a women during her period.
my girl friend didn't want to have sex during her period. so i decided to give her a hawian punch.
hawian punch by greenskully7 December 27, 2011

hawian slide in 

The name for a Little sweaty Hawian penis.
Hunter kell has a Hawian slide in.

hawian pineapple shake 

When a girl dances half-naked in a circle, almost "hawian like" and the guy skeets on her chest. Then she licks it up and spits it into a cup.
Dingo- OMG! I tried to give Jen a Hawian Pineapple Shake and she kicked me in my goodies!!

Seth- Hah, she gave me one last week. :)

Dingo- f#@! you.

Seth- nah, thats what i have Jen for.
Used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has or will soon occur. Used in reference to a 'man' while not necessarily being gender specific to a man. Often used by AManLikeJoesph
I’m so stressed “Hawman”
Hawman by TheyhateMK_ June 5, 2018

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper