having sex with harry potter 

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

having sex with harry potter by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008

Having sex with a muffin 

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT

1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE

Having sex with a muffin by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

Having Sex With A Turkey by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

having sex with a door 

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

having sex with a door by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes 

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

im having sex with dreydon rn by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024