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I cant believe you have done this 

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. 

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done. 

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)
You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

Should have done it instead

Hym "I think you mean to say 'SHOULD HAVE DONE IT INSTEAD' AND CAN'T DO IT RETROACTIVELY NOW BECAUSE YOU YOU STUPID SHIT. WHY WOULD ANYONE SEEK YOU OUT FOR ANY REASON? WHATSOEVER? THAT is what YOU don't want to have to admit. That I should have done it INSTEAD of you. YES. That. That is clearly what you meant to say. 'Not would have if I could.' You COULDN'T have without me and now I get nothing. Hollow consolation and empty fucking gratitude."

What if you could have done more? 

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."