This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.
Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008
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