Something you never will have since you're reading this. I mean you spend too much time on the internet
I tried to have sex with my sister.. no?

I tried to have sex with my wife but she was not in the mood
by MrWolfyWP April 24, 2018
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When two people decide to have orgasms by enjoying each others genitals. Yummy times. Rough, sweet, or just sex, there are many ways of having sex. Lots of positions available.
Me and him? No, we are just having sex. He is not my boyfriend.
by tinksjustagirl April 13, 2008
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A mocking gesture made in response to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.
A: I don’t know you don’t see attractiveness being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that lookism is real and affects people’s lives on a daily basis. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex
by TeamMalty May 12, 2019
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The cradle of civilization. Y'all wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for this. In fact, most of you sick little monkeys are actually doing it as you are reading this. If you're lucky, it'll be with a member of the opposite gender.
Bangin', humpin', motion in the ocean, feeding your dog a biscuit, stuffing the ol turkey, driving through the tunnell, inserting the probe, vaginal spelunking, breaking cherries, bumping uglies, etc.
by Ocafi January 8, 2005
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A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
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