Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022

haveing

1. The incorrect spelling of the word "having".
2. For people that can't spell the word "having".

He didn't know how to write, so he spelled it haveing instead of having

by ewwwitsmigs December 1, 2021

have you seen carter

carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them

hey have you seen carter?
no but i’m pretty sure josh saw carter

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

Half neuron having sperm head

Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust

I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head

by Freop September 22, 2023

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

i have 2 sides

i forgor
i rember

I have 2 sides, i forgor, i rember

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021