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Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.
"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"
Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago
"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"
Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

haulin ass 

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go
You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.
haulin ass by Ryan1354665498 March 14, 2007

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.
I went to halton moor today

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017