hamhower 

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

hamhower by speshy March 14, 2019

hamshowed 

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

hamshowed by Briton123 December 2, 2007

Hat Shower 

When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.

Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?

Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo

Hat Shower by GrandRap Godfather August 9, 2008

hashover 

The feeling you experience after a long period of smoking. Much like a hangover you would experience after a long period of drinking. Symptoms include loss of motivation, an overwhelming urge to eat everything in site, temporary body paralyzation where you are stuck on a couch or in a bed for a long period of time, excessive sleeping, short term memory loss.

"Dude, I got so stoned off those bong rips from a couple hours ago now I have a killer hashover. Bring me some treats, I can't move!"

or

"Man, I really wish we wouldn't have smoked 20 bowls last night. I woke up with a killer hashover and forgot I had an exam at 8am."

hashover by JSimpsonBMcintyre January 25, 2009

hat shower 

Instead of a taking a shower or shampooing one's hair in the morning (generally due to tardiness), simply wearing a baseball cap over one's ratty hair.

Dude, I was late for class, so I had to take a hat shower.

hat shower by Tricky February 5, 2008