Hathoda 

A Poor Joke(PJ); a logically illogical joke that makes you go :banghead:

Example of a Hathoda:
Q: What did the white cat say when it saw the black cat crossing the street?
A: Meoww

1) He uses hathodas to entertain people around him

Hathoda by Hathoda of the Day June 4, 2011

hateorade

1:The metaphorical drink that gives haters their ability to hate, just like Gatorade give athletes the fluids to compete physically. Combined by mixing the words "hater" and "gatorade". Hatorade is metaphorically the color "green" with envy.
2: the act of hating. sometimes called "drinking hateorade"

"Hey asshole! Stop drinking that hateorade and get your own bitch, you hating bastard!"

hateorade by ObliQ September 19, 2005

Hatorade 

A speciality drinks for haters to keep them hating.

If a normal person drinks the hatoraide they are overcome by jealousy and start hating hard.

Don't drink the hatoraide.

Klay Thompson: "Hey, Lebron's been talking shit about you all season."

Steph Curry: "Yeah, he's been chugging the hatorade big time.

Hatorade by loreto June 2, 2016

Hathor 

Hathor is a very ancient goddess, dating to predynastic times. When dynastic rule began, as Horus was associated with the king, Hathor was with the queen. Her name translates to "The House of Horus," and so she is associated with the royal family. But also, as the entire world could be said to be the House of Horus, Hathor can be seen as the mother-goddess of the whole world, similar to Isis.

Hathor's cult is unusual; as both men and women were her priests (most deities had clerics of the same gender as they). Many of them were artisans, musicians, and dancers who turned their talents into creating rituals that were nothing short of works of art. Music and dance were part of the worship of Hathor like no other deity in Egypt. Hathor herself was the incarnation of dance, and stories were told of how Hathor danced before Ra when he was in despair to cheer him up. Inspiration was also Hathor's bailiwick, and many would come to the temples of Hathor to have their dreams explained or to beseech her for her aid in creation, much in the same way the Greeks invoked the Nine Muses.

Hathor by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Hatorade 

a figurative drink a hater may thirst for and share. Generally used when someone hops on the bandwagon to hate on someone or something. - same word different spelling (haterade)

Tim must've had a tall glass of hatorade, cause he went off on that new Usher trax.

Hatorade by vveerrgg May 3, 2005

Hatorade 

An imaginary beverage that one sips or drinks to become someone that hates others, typically of a specific group.

Man, stop sippin' that Hatorade, and start lovin' your fellow man.

Hatorade by roofdiddla July 20, 2011

socal hatorade 

A particular flavor of hatorade, especially popular in NorCal. Tastes like sour grapes from Sonoma.

Maryann keeps a bottle of Socal Hatorade at her desk. When she can rant no more about the evils of Orange County, she takes a long deep drink, feels recharged, and goes off again about those socal bitches.

socal hatorade by MGDude December 27, 2008