hat hair 

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

hat hair by Plebescite September 3, 2003

Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!

Australian hat hair by puggy343 May 24, 2006

ass hat hair 

like hat hair, but worse.

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"

ass hat hair by fullofpith October 20, 2007

hat hair 

Inadvertantly getting one's pubes stuffed into one's condom prior to sex. After sex, the condom is removed to reveal a sweaty mess of matted pubes also known as "hat hair."

I had to put the condom on so fast I didn't bother moving my pubes out of the way. After I blew it, I had a ratty nest of hat hair that was sore for three days.

hat hair by J5Alive April 30, 2008

Hatairat 

Adjective - Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. She loves reading and movies, she is creative and has a beautiful singing voice. Her mind has no limits and she's often easily overwhelmed but that doesn't stop her from having fun. Hatairat is a beam of sunshine who will always make your day better. You fall in love with her at first glance and she is quite possibly the most perfect woman in the world. If you are so lucky, to already have a Hatairat in your life, don’t ever make the mistake of letting her go.

"I'm so glad I talked to Hatairat today, she just turns my frown upside down."

Hatairat by AGuyYouMetInBoston November 24, 2021

hashair 

A Snake Also Known As Inspector Calls (🕵️ ♂️📞)

Snakes in the grass 🐍 (Hashair)

hashair by MrHood December 1, 2021