probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes
Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne!

Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!
by rachy D May 09, 2006
a super good looking girl
woah dude look at that hate koffner
by beachchamp May 09, 2006

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