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verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.
"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"
by quarknaught April 16, 2014