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1.
Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.
Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!
by pigpen hallock September 02, 2007

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