hastonitis

Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.

Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis

by le club April 29, 2009

Haston

A massive chode.

"He's such a Haston!!"

by TheStarLord21 December 22, 2016

Anthony Haston

Monke man with small peen and has a weird obsession with circles.

Damn Anthony Haston is a monke

"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony

by buttholepeniz April 8, 2022

Haston

Haston is the word you use to greet Aston.

"Haston! how are you today?"

by candycaketime December 18, 2022