Hasselhoffing

The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!

by wowblagger July 7, 2004

Hasselhoffed

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

by Kawie95 December 10, 2010

hasselhoffing

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.

Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.

by msmel March 18, 2010

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
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by lustjakten November 16, 2012

hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra October 21, 2007

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 15, 2015

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 12, 2003