hashtaddict 

term to describe a social media user who abuses the hash tag features.

Have you talked to Elaine? The photos from last night aren't posted yet and she told me she was uploading them 5 hours ago.

Oh, she probably was, but you know that she's hashtaddict. Speaking of which, you should call her to make sure she knew you were drinking vodka tonic, not vodka soda. Nothing worse than getting your hash tags wrong.

hashtaddict by ray_rayrox April 30, 2013

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

Hastard by Crastard April 27, 2009

hashtagslag 

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

hashtagslag by maddog01 January 13, 2014

Hashtard 

adjective \hash-tard\
a. used to describe a person who has forgotten that they are posting on Facebook rather than Twitter and have used hash-tags in their post.

b. a person who intentionally uses hash tags in their posts on Facebook in an attempt to look cool or clever.

Hey hashtards, your hash tags don't work on Facebook.

Dear hashtards,
This is Facebook. Please refrain from using hash tags here as they do not work.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Facebook user

Hashtard by WhiskeyFish December 18, 2011

Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.

duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

Facebook Hashtags by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012

hashtagasm

Any social media post with more-than-five hashtagged items, especially a collection of unrelated ones. #this #that #theother #random #etc and so on.

Too many of my friends' posts end with their latest hashtagasm.

hashtagasm by MC Bamoona April 11, 2016

Hashtard 

Someone who uses a shit ton of unnecessary and overly specific hashtags, especially on Facebook. Often trying to make a photo funny, rather than organizing conversations. Please refer to www.howtohashtag.com on the proper usage of what was once known as the pound sign.

You are a hashtard if you use hashtags like this: #cvsfiatdavidbowievhinagirlewwaderill or #sittingrightnexttoyoueww

Hashtard by Hashtag Corrector October 30, 2013