To break a 5 iron golf club over your knee. Preferably your knee without the Patrick Ewing knee brace. Then proceed to insert the grip part of the golf club in the women’s butthole. Take the club part and put it in her vagina. After this you can scream, “Hole in Two!”
Doug was playing well until he gave the cart girl a Harter. After that he became flustered and had a triple bogey. It was worth it though.
by Johnny Longknuckle July 12, 2018
This is the world's most amazing boyfriend. The last guy on earth that will actually walk a lady to her car and open the door for her. He opens doors and is polite to the women he loves. He can light up any room with the smile.
by grup23 November 26, 2020