Demon Hatcher 

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.

I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher

Demon Hatcher by Master Wallen May 17, 2021

Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole

"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"

Hamster Hatchery by Superpickle January 11, 2017

hatcher isolation 

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)

Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.

hatcher isolation by Wolverine September 26, 2004

Teri Hatcher 

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

Teri Hatcher by Piranha July 7, 2006

Jacob Hatcher 

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

Jacob Hatcher by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019

Braylon Hatcher 

Braylon Hatcher is usually a run of the mill asshole who will treat you wrong. If you ever meet a Braylon Hatcher do not trust them and steer away.

Stay away from that guy he is such a Braylon Hatcher

Braylon Hatcher by 313detroitmichigan May 22, 2022

Hatcher 

A super fun and crazy guy who likes to have fun and play with women (you know :) ). He also goes Chaka (a mode of great Hell and chaos) and rips shit up. Not referred as Hatch, because Hatch means vagina, which is the opposite of Hatcher.

"Look out! Hatcher's bout to go Chaka!"

Robert and Carter wish they were as cool as Hatcher!

"Oh Hatcher! I can't handle Chaka!"

Hatcher by Sexy Lady with huge Knocker November 26, 2011