It’s an encrypted
map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the
underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of
Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.