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maya and harry 

heyy you see maya and harry, they are just by far the best couple everrr
maya and harry by hxhsks June 29, 2021

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.
Hairy Mayonnaise by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

Hairy Mayonnaise 

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

HarryMayoWood 

MATE, hes a HarryMayoWood
HarryMayoWood by SlagTagLover January 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026