If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2022
When a big, beefy, silent, serious and wise guy is in love with a petite, agile, active and sunny girl, who is in love with the guy.
Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him.
While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus.
Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her.
Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him.
While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus.
Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her.
Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
"Have you seen THAT guy that pick up Anna everyday?"
"Yeah, her boyfriend. She randomly found him roaming around and decided to adopt him."
"Wait, ins't that also the same guy that in collegue only spoke with teachers, uppercuted Jerry and stabed Flynt, and still got A+ in all assignatures?"
"Yeah... i saw him on the gym too, his arms and legs are made of adamantioum or something like that."
"Yeah but ins't he kinda chubby?"
"Well Anna loves him to death, so i guess he really is one of the "good guys"."
"Yeah.. they are totally a Tortoise and Hare."
"Yeah, her boyfriend. She randomly found him roaming around and decided to adopt him."
"Wait, ins't that also the same guy that in collegue only spoke with teachers, uppercuted Jerry and stabed Flynt, and still got A+ in all assignatures?"
"Yeah... i saw him on the gym too, his arms and legs are made of adamantioum or something like that."
"Yeah but ins't he kinda chubby?"
"Well Anna loves him to death, so i guess he really is one of the "good guys"."
"Yeah.. they are totally a Tortoise and Hare."
by Fgyjt May 25, 2023
A male barrack bunny, a man who looks from room to room in the barracks to have some fun. A man who uses his male-dominated field to his advantage.
Pvt.- "Aye, have you heard of the new man?"
L.T- "Yeah, I've heard.."
Pvt. - "He's always got that one Sargent around him like a puppy."
L.T & Pvt.- "..."
L.T- "Think he's a barrack hare?"
Pvt.- "Definitely."
L.T- "Yeah, I've heard.."
Pvt. - "He's always got that one Sargent around him like a puppy."
L.T & Pvt.- "..."
L.T- "Think he's a barrack hare?"
Pvt.- "Definitely."
by Markosia June 7, 2023
A piece of shit person who doesn't know any better he's a jock with no brain that sucks dick to pass grades he likes to do incest and cheat on his girlfriend if you met a Collin Hare then you met the worst possible person
by Byxis March 31, 2020
Snow hares are the flip side of snow bunnies, it's a white man who exclusively gets it from black men
That dude Caleb is such a promiscuous snow hare, he's always getting it from every black guy on the block
by Fagologyproffessor September 24, 2023
by zeusl0l0l June 14, 2010