Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 7, 2023