When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
by dickharden2.4 February 3, 2018
Chopper: "This is John. He spends an hour a day doing his hair. You're also a DJ aren't you mate?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"
by fran_kato January 12, 2007
The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.
Sucks the refs off before games.
by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019
by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008
"D harden is a legend"
by Blue all monster December 21, 2016