Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

happy penis 

Playful slang for an erection or boner. The opposite of sad penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.

"Happy penis." I replied.

happy penis by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013

Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

happypants 

when a human tends to get very horny and stays horny for a long period of time(48 hours)

Jimmy,"Dude did u see Sandra in that thong yesterday?" Ren, " yeah man, i can't stop thinking about it, ive been happypants for a while!"

happypants by Disarmed Milk June 18, 2005

Happenis

The inner meaning of the word happiness

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”

Happenis by Happenises October 12, 2019

Haleypenis

Alternative spelling of the word jalapeño.

“Could I get some haleypenis on my salad?”

Haleypenis by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021