happy rolling

This is the act of, when masturbating in bed, turning on to your side and jizzing all over what is next to you (eg. empty side of double bed, floor, girlfriend, Justin Bieber poster) After completion then roll back onto your back and be happy as no cleanup operation is required. Popular amongst members of the Royal Navy because bog roll is in short supply on ships and Navy birds are ugly. Under no circumstances attempt happy rolling in a sleeping bag.

Dude your room smells like youve been happy rolling in here for a month, and since when did Justin Bieber grow a yellow goatee?

by screwloose86 February 4, 2011

Happy Roll

A joint or blunt filled with Marijuana.

Be rite back I gotta go outside and have me a happy roll.
Im feeling great after having that happy roll.

by uhhShawn November 30, 2014

happy lil sushi roll

Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.

"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"

by Darkboy365 January 4, 2021

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019