Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

by Anonymousy May 31, 2007