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A mans special place including both his shaft and balls. That chick was all up on my junk
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| 2. | reverse hulk | ||
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When a man gets so "happy" that his pants bulge and explode, exposing his privates.
i.e. The Hulk gets angry, bulges, and his clothes rip off, except for the area of his pants covering his privates. e.g. I saw Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica) nude and pulled a reverse hulk.
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| 3. | goofballed | ||
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adverb or noun or adj:
noun. A state of existence, a mental place that can only be obtained by people who are really, really trying to hit it hard this time 'round. Perhaps, just perhaps, this euphoria might percolate in at the expense of a few brain cells (wont miss em) and a few cillia (whiskey). This transcendance is very often closeley preceeded by an overwhelming urge to cough, or maybe a full blown cough-attack. ex: "Riley, is obviously, goofballed." Adj. Something expressed, by obvious manoeuver, or perhaps via lack-thereof, that indicates (rather faultlessly) that the person, place or thing being described, has attained a goofballed state of mind. ex: "hey Braaaahh, you must be mighty happy abt something....You have this glowing totally goofballed look on your face! Oh....Well, wait.....are you OK, bro?" adv; goofballedly :to be expressing the signs of being goofballed, while engauged in an activity. ex.
D.Wayne :" ..Dude, Roy, You just said that so goofballedly. Roy: "..What?...Oh Wooohhh sorry, I've just been on a whole nother planet for the last 30 minutes! Did I really just say something?" |
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| 4. | happy time harry | ||
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the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him. "you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry |
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| 5. | Emo | ||
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Emo, as it is called, ranges from types of music to a slang word used to insult people. 'btw, that is very immature.' more...
Music---- All throughout this area, you will find out where the genre got started. But this is a brief explanation for it. Back in the mid 80's, punk music had a branch off, or 'sub genre' in its group that came out. It came out as 'Emotional Hardcore'. Time has changed its meaning and stance in society. In, what i think was the mid 90's, it was a blend of Pop Punk and Indie Rock. In the early years of 2000, screamo became a subgenre of Emo Hardcore/Emocore, which also had become known as simply 'Emo'. The definition for this music is bipolar and hard to explain, it can range from anything anger, to sorrow, and even happiness. Lyrics that talk about crying in despair after a death in the family are Emo. The second lyrics do not leave the listener to wonder what is being expressed. The desert could be a reference to drying out from alcohol abuse or it could be a metaphor for death or bareness. Because there are different styles of Emo music such as emocore and screamo, what is Emo music is an ambiguous definition. Loosely defined, Emo music is music that is highly emotional and very straightforward in the expression of that emotion.(emo-corner) Emo in society------ Emo is normally used as an insult on someone who dresses in the ways listed below or who listens to 'emo' music. Its a stereotypical and a very misunderstood on the parts of the people who... |
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| 6. | English College | ||
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The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College. EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots. The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite. JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school! Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!! Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room! Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!! FUTURE: EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!' Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma. Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding! EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English! |
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| 7. | Tiffaniciana | ||
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A hero from an age old tale. She is one who procrastinates profusely, and ultimately happens upon her own downfall because of it. Created by infamous muses Benjaminciano and Bethaniciana.
This epic, as epic as it may be, has never been introduced to any publisher's eyes, it will someday be a best seller, and Oscar winning movie The Adventures of Tiffaniciana: A Purely Fictional Epic…(epic being a very loose term)
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Chapter One: Once Upon A Time…. Once upon a time, there was a girl...named Tiffaniciana. Tiffaniciana had procrastinated a lot on her English essay that was due ON MONDAY. And THEN Tiffaniciana realized it was 6pm on SUNDAY! And she hadn’t started!! Tiffaniciana had to stay up until 3am working on her essay but she fell asleep… and got an F!!!! MORAL OF THE STORY: START ON YOUR ESSAY NOW OR YOU WILL END UP LIKE TIFFANICIANA! Chapter Two: Tiffaniciana Gets Discouraged No, waitwaitwait, that’s not what happened. Lemmee try again. *Ahem, Even though Tiffaniciana was working very hard to get her essay done, nothing came to mind as to what she oughtta write about. So, Tiffaniciana was very depressed and sad. She was worried that she would flunk out of English and her parents would kick her out of the house. Tiffaniciana suddenly realized that staring at the computer was not going to get her anywhere. So, she got up and ran around the block a couple times (but not in flip flops and not in the dark and she DID NOT fall and kill her knee). Aaaanyway, when Tiffaniciana came back from her little run, she had an epiphany and realized what she wanted to write about. This epiphany changed Tiffaniciana’s outlook on English class and she sat down and wrote her entire essay in an hour. She went to school after having a GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP (ahem…AHEM), and turned in her ... |
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