Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
by Pilotguy44 December 4, 2008
by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums.
by Kristen H May 21, 2005
by Christa January 16, 2005
Hanson you can say is the step back god who scores magnificent step backs. He also is a nutmeg god where he usually nutmegs Ka ming.
by Max speed Shazam April 10, 2019
A moronic person who not only hates Hanson, but goes out of their way to bash them as much as possible; some one who is so close minded about the band that they have to announce how much they hate the band to everyone they meet; opposite of a fanson
Moronic person: Man, Hanson is nothing but an EPIC FAIL.
True blue fanson: You need get your head out of 1997, sweet heart. Don't be such a Hanson hater.
True blue fanson: You need get your head out of 1997, sweet heart. Don't be such a Hanson hater.
by Fansonette Rox February 18, 2010