Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2022
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the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?

Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?

YEAH!
by Mister Robato69 March 8, 2017
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Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.
Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!
by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019
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