Hannah Montana, a Disney Channel series, is awful. If you want to watch some obnoxious, untalented, irritating brat attempt to act and sing, you should crawl out into the middle of a Seattle street at rush hour. Seriously. She sucks.
Hannah Montana's "actress", Miley Cyrus, only has a leading role on TV because of her mullet-haired dad, Achy Breaky Heart singer, Billy Ray Cyrus. He's worse than she is, and those awful Tennessee accents are the icing on the cake. She has no talent. At all.
by Jada Skye October 28, 2006
miley cyrus's twin. their father, billy ray cyrus, had twins and since he did't want to have to pay for two different kids, he forced them to pretend to be the same person. they now have a disney channel show in which hannah screeches on and on about how she wants to do the right thing. in other words, a really, really stupid tv show.
Hannah Montana: "I'm Hannah Montana!!!"
Miley Cyrus: "No you're not! I am!"
Billy Ray Cyrus: "You're both Hannah Montana! Now lets make a show on TV about it!"
Hannah and Miley: "Yay!!!"
Miley Cyrus: "No you're not! I am!"
Billy Ray Cyrus: "You're both Hannah Montana! Now lets make a show on TV about it!"
Hannah and Miley: "Yay!!!"
by emu_is_like_a_llama February 8, 2008
A terrible show! Its a show about some hick country singer and his daughter who can neither sing nor act, and is only decent looking if she keeps her mouth closed. Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrusis a teen by day and pop star by night! The show does a great job at utilizing the laughing machine its sounds so realistic! For Disney this sounds like a gold mine right?.......not so much.
by dhMAMBA September 21, 2007
An obnoxious 15-year-old girl who claims that she's a rock star when really all she is is a bubblegum pop star that will eventually be burned down just like the rest of the Disney Channel stars.
Can you name one Disney Channel girl star that has been mega famous and HASN'T ended up like a total trainwreck? (some that have are: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears, etc.)
Can't act, sing or make jokes for her life.
The laughter tape stays on for WAYYY too long on that show.
Also known as the idiotic Miley Cyrus.
Because her parents are so witty and smart as to name her after a smile. Now we must all bow down to them. *rolls eyes*
Disney wants to milk her for what she's worth, this includes selling Hannah Montana wigs so every little girl can feel 'special', Hannah Montana karaoke machines so that every little girl can be trained to produce the shitty tunes the stupid singer carries out, etc.
Nickames: Hannah Montanal, Miley Walrus, Miley Virus
Can you name one Disney Channel girl star that has been mega famous and HASN'T ended up like a total trainwreck? (some that have are: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears, etc.)
Can't act, sing or make jokes for her life.
The laughter tape stays on for WAYYY too long on that show.
Also known as the idiotic Miley Cyrus.
Because her parents are so witty and smart as to name her after a smile. Now we must all bow down to them. *rolls eyes*
Disney wants to milk her for what she's worth, this includes selling Hannah Montana wigs so every little girl can feel 'special', Hannah Montana karaoke machines so that every little girl can be trained to produce the shitty tunes the stupid singer carries out, etc.
Nickames: Hannah Montanal, Miley Walrus, Miley Virus
Hannah Montana: Hey y'all. I done and got mahself a reeaall career as an amazingg actress und singaar. o doiii. I'm so sneakeh, nobodiee knows that I am Miley Cyrus. Heheeehe. Oh Em Gee, I have the best liifeh. Let's sing and brag to the world :D hyuk hyuk!
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by POLINA-RAWR April 14, 2008
An abomination of a show which airs on the Disney Channel. The actors cannot act, their skills are enough to make a toddler suicidal. The painfully obvious fake accents will eat anyone's soul, there has never been such terrible imitations of a hick accents. It has your typical, cliche heart-warming messages which cannot apply to reality.
The star of the show is a girl "just like you!" who somehow manages getting a proper education while being a super star mainting a secret identity at the same time. For some inexplicable reason, she puts on a wig and suddenly no one can recognize her. Her songs suck, and are generic, they're only about her and how awesome her life is compared to everyone else's.
Beware the laugh track. It doesn't stop playing.
I would say, "Fear not, this is just another Disney fad and will soon fade away like all the others." but unfortunately there will be more.
The star of the show is a girl "just like you!" who somehow manages getting a proper education while being a super star mainting a secret identity at the same time. For some inexplicable reason, she puts on a wig and suddenly no one can recognize her. Her songs suck, and are generic, they're only about her and how awesome her life is compared to everyone else's.
Beware the laugh track. It doesn't stop playing.
I would say, "Fear not, this is just another Disney fad and will soon fade away like all the others." but unfortunately there will be more.
Hannah Montana: "I HAVE THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDSSSSSSS." (unlike you, bitches)
Girl: omg mahbeh if i bcum slut i can b gud.
Girl 2: lyf sux i don hav best of both wurlds i do world favur and die now. :(
Girl: omg mahbeh if i bcum slut i can b gud.
Girl 2: lyf sux i don hav best of both wurlds i do world favur and die now. :(
by Jessica Barker April 1, 2008
by Davi-Wavi January 9, 2008
1. An extremely idiotic teenager who thinks she has some sort of talent. Talent and Hannah Montana do not belong in the same sentence ules you're being sarcastic, tricking someone, or sayings she's got none.
2. Feces with a blonde wig on.
3. An insult for one with a large bottom or just an insult in general.
2. Feces with a blonde wig on.
3. An insult for one with a large bottom or just an insult in general.
1. "Dude, you sing like Hannah Montana! Shut the heck up!" Mike said to his ex-.
2. "Yeah, well atleast I flush the toilet when I do a Hannah Montana!" Jane screeched back.
3. "Jane's such a big fat Hannah Montana!" Mike shreiked back.
2. "Yeah, well atleast I flush the toilet when I do a Hannah Montana!" Jane screeched back.
3. "Jane's such a big fat Hannah Montana!" Mike shreiked back.
by Wingedmushroom44 March 25, 2009