Skip to main content

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see
Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy
wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011
Related Words

hankahank 

A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.

The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.

*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
Typical conversation about hankahanks:

Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!

Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.

Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):

Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
hankahank by LadySparx January 19, 2008

hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.
Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.
hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003

dankypank 

a fucking good pancake with weed in it.
That dankypank is the shit
dankypank by genafucke December 19, 2006

hanky pank

Not a jocks game:
A type of sport for the less athletic competorters. A bunch of your pals get in a circle and bounce a paper ball up and down, whoever lets it drop is drowned with insults.
Tom: "Hey, lets have a game of hanky pank
Gav: "No way you're a fag"
hanky pank by Thomas Machell September 11, 2005

hankyjack 

A handchief that is tied to a pad lock and carried in the back pocket so that it can be whiped out quickly to be used as a blackjack. carried by many outlaw bikers.
Hanky+blackjack
John's got a hankyjack.
hankyjack by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009