Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 24, 2022
Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 3, 2014