Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

coat-hangered 

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

coat-hangered by chickitty May 27, 2004

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

Hannered by gines and hans October 29, 2011

haggered 

another word for hungover, fucked up, drunk, etc. usually pertains to one's mood and face.

fuck...i'm so haggered right now

haggered by Gabrious Maximus February 26, 2009

hangfred 

n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.

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Nice hangfred Dude!

Sorry?

I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.

Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.

hangfred by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

Haggered 

What people say when they don't know how to spell "haggard"

He was so haggard that he spelt it as haggered!

Haggered by another pedant April 15, 2014

haggered 

a chick who is beat and looks like wt

dude that chick is so haggered..she belongs in a trailer park in oklahoma

haggered by big boiiii May 8, 2006