when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair
After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.
by High_andGay December 7, 2019
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When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.
Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.
by doog_schloog July 5, 2019
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1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 13, 2008
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Having a curable venereal disease, which might seem to be a disability, but conveniently gets you out of an unwanted relationship.
Joe's handiclap helped scare Amanda away after constant rejection had failed to make her leave him alone.
by dasbike July 29, 2011
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1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 22, 2008
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