-Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect.
-If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.
"NO, get OFFFFFFFF me!"
"Lets go handfulling tonight!"
"I handful-assaulted that dude in class today"