Glove Hand 

An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.

"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"

Glove Hand by Lee Brody March 8, 2009

two left hand boxing gloves 

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

two left hand boxing gloves by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

hanglover 

The person(s) you wake up next to after a rowdy evening of debauchery. Frequently much less pleasing than you remember, and frequently remembered for much longer than you please.

Tom woke up in his girlfriend's bed, but to his dismay, next to a hanglover.

hanglover by nammy dams September 26, 2009

Hanglove 

Hanglove (noun) A man’s penispeckerdick

Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.

Hanglove by T. Erdelyi November 15, 2019