the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead 

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded

example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead

the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead by WR-#19 May 5, 2005

Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

Dung Hampers by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

burning the hamster 

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.

Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

burning the hamster by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

hampter 

a squished hamster

hampter.

hampter by cantbebotheredtothinkofname January 25, 2021

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

Gaijin server hamster by Electrosphere October 30, 2021

Hampter 

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

Hampter by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021