An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"
"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
by The Laundraman February 19, 2010
To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper
by Foorat41 January 26, 2018
The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
by TacoInUrHat July 5, 2011
Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004
Jim just met this girl and he ended up back at her place. She had to step out just for a minute, but that's all it took jim to hamper hound her and spank it smelling her panties.
by clydemire January 25, 2007
An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.
Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.
by Rawb Eytch June 15, 2007
One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.
by The Duck Man April 13, 2008