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A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 05, 2010