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hammered stoned...meaning you have drunk alot of liquor and smoked a lot of weed at the same period of time to the point where you are hammered stoned....ham'd
i got so ham'd after that shot and blunt
by Nay vera September 25, 2009
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A word originally created while texting. It's too complicated to spell out the phrase "I'm hammered" so instead, it is replaced with"I'm HAMD."

A word that means extremely intoxicated.

While using this word in everyday conversation, other words like HAMD derive from it such as yelling out "HAM SANDWICH" and "HAMMAGE." When a bunch of your friends are all drunk together and you see one another, you stop, point, and yell HAM SANDWICH!
I can't believe how HAMD I am right now. Who keeps buying me drinks?!
by jepchia September 13, 2010
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Hamd. A girl who is loyal, and always has her friends' backs. She is also extremely dependable. She is super sweet and liked by everyone. She loves youtube and tells great stories. Hamd is also nocturnal and is always awake during the night to answer any of the problems that might arise. Everyone needs a Hamd in their life.
"Are you friends with Hamd"
"No, I wish I was! She seems like the best."
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