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2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.
It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!
I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy