the internationally recognised greeting to friends, families, teachers, clueless shop assistants and bemused Turkish kebab shop owners.
The first words God said to Adam, was "Hallo Sirb!", followed by "Your penis is quite small, its alright though, Eve has nothing to compare it to." The first point is absurd, the second part is in the Old Testament: Genesis, promise.
by pat thomsirb March 07, 2008