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haloumsad 

The feeling of sadness when there is no haloumi.
"Ever since we ran out of haloumi, I've been feeling a bit haloumsad"
haloumsad by Emma Lemonson October 30, 2017
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Halculator

A term used to describe the giant complicated graphing calculators of yesteryear. They are often discontinued and are loaned out for you to use for the day by your public school math teachers.

This is a meme in reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey, comparing the calculator to that of HAL 9000, the giant supercomputer around which the series revolves. Hence, you have HAL + calculator equaling HALculator.
Mrs. D loaned Marc an enormous TI-82 out of her class set of +10 year-old calculators for use on the Algebra 2 final. "Mrs. D, what is this, A Space Odyssey?" said Marc. "How am I supposed to work this Halculator?"
Halculator by Marc P. June 11, 2006
The most amazing guy on the planet!
Hallum: Hi
Anomynous person:omg!
Hallum by xX_PoisonedSorrows_Xx October 14, 2011
To pull a hallumi is to destroy your enemy is such a brutal way it makes you yell hallumi
Josh : I just destroyed this guy this is a hallumi moment
hallumi by King_sour April 8, 2021

halculagie 

the action of using a calculator as weaponry
Oh no, he's armed! I should halculagie
halculagie by Emeon November 30, 2021
A sexual term and a slightly different version of the Heffelfinger. Instead of the males finger going from the females ass to her mouth, his finger goes from his ass to his mouth during sex.
She was so turned on by seeing him halcomb himself, she did it too...I think thats how a guy, a girl and a cup started!
Halcomb by Halcomb King January 13, 2010