when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm
Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW
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To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.
by Angry of Tuebrook June 6, 2009
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