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Husker Hailmary 

The brilliant battle tactic employed by Commander William "Husker" Adama in the 3rd season episode "Exodus pt. 2" of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. In a bold attempt to rescue the human colonists on New Caprica, Adama jumps the Galactica into the atmosphere directly above the settlement, causing it to "drop like a rock." This lets them by-pass Cylon orbital defenses. Just before hitting the ground, the ship launches a squad of vipers right before jumping back out into orbit again. The Galactica takes heavy damage as it shoots like a fiery comet toward the ground, but the tactic pays off and enables the colonists to escape the planet's surface.
Cylon child: Mommy mommy! I had a nightmare that a battlestar was falling from the sky in a ball of flames and it was spitting out planes like bullets and the world was coming to an end and then suddenly....it was gone. And the smoke in the sky seemed to spell out "Husker Hailmary."

Cylon parent: Don't worry sweetheart. Spaceships can't do those things and there isn't a commander in the universe who could ever pull off a stunt like that. Or is there?
Husker Hailmary by Mr. Crumbles October 23, 2006
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hairymanfeet635 

hairymanfeet635 is the true peek of beauty, it's so mesmerizing to look at, it can make anyone fall in love in one glance. The way those hairy feet looks like is just so astonishing. In short words, hairymanfeet635 is the new standards for beauty.
did you see the new fashion trend? Its hairymanfeet635

hairyarmpits32 

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.
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hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

Hairy Mary 

A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
Hairy Mary by [TaintSniff] December 18, 2008

Hairy Mary 

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!
Hairy Mary by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016

HairymarioXD 

sexiest person to touch the hive
hairymarioxd!!!!!!!!!!!! noN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAlls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HairymarioXD by sdf dfghdszresf December 21, 2022

hairy mary 

if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
hairy mary by jazmaniadot August 9, 2009