Top Definition
A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
by [TaintSniff] December 10, 2008
if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
by jazmaniadot August 09, 2009
A phrase that indicates surprise. It is generally used by the more random mebers of society.
Guy: Boo!
Random Guy: Hairy Mary
by Ceipher September 21, 2006
A hairy guy whose physiognomy is very masculine but who is actually very effeminate. Similar to Muscle Mary (Effeminate muscly guy)
He looks really rude, but he's just a Hairy Mary.
by kamakarma_69 July 13, 2012
A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.
"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"
by theduude September 25, 2013
when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
by coworker3 June 30, 2009
An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.
Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?
by Joey SxFx July 19, 2009
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