Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!
I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006
by hairy gorilla November 5, 2021
My grandmother, who weighs 652 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, and runs the 40 in 10.2. From the movie Dazed and Confused.
You: Wow look at that monster. Who is that?
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
Me: That's my grandmother, she's a hairy ass gorilla.
You: Wow.
Me: Yep, weighs 852 pounds, is 8' 4" tall, drives a Mac truck, runs a 40 in 10.2, and eats small children for lunch.
by 1Spry1 January 3, 2012
by CUMDROP CUM HANDLE April 1, 2021