hairy butt wiskers 

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

hairy butt wiskers by lickins dee dickens October 4, 2009

hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

hairy butt hole by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

kiss my hairy yellow butt 

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

kiss my hairy yellow butt by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

hairy front butt 

On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.

Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.

"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.

hairy front butt by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018

Hairy Butthole 

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

Hairy Butthole by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

hairy butthole 

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

hairy butthole by Krazy K October 19, 2003

Crown Hair (butt hole) 

Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.

"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."

Crown Hair (butt hole) by WildThang11 October 31, 2011